1. The Midwest is too small. I feel as though I'm one person removed from everyone. Maybe some people consider this coziness a good thing, especially if they have never had one of the following: a blind date, some rough teaching experiences, or a rebellious teen-hood.
2. What is the message a guy wants to send when he wears a pink shirt? I'm merely curious.
3. I want a tattoo, preferably on my big toe.
4. Some of the ceiling paint in my bathroom fell down. The rest of it is bulging with what looks like pockets of water. Any advice? Anyone?