Why I like my home-town:
(Good) Hair-cuts for $13.
You can walk around outside real late at night.
12:00, 1:00, and 6:00 city whistles
Other than an occassional grass fire, no pollution.
People eat a mixing of whip-cream, snickers, and apples and call it "salad."
Everybody really does know your name, ...and your business.
Dad and Mom have coffee made every morning by 7:20, and it's the strong stuff.