1. Is it sacra-religious to set out half a nativity scene?
2. Is it sacra-religious to set up half a nativity scene on top of my fridge?
3. Where are the shepherd, the angel, and the cow?
4. Do Christmas sprinkles keep for a year?
5. Is it possible to use a juice that has pomegranate, red grape, peach, and apple flavor to make apple cider? Should I use a peach nectar juice instead?
5. Why can I find all kinds of nuts here except pecans?
6. What can I do with the abundance of Christmas stockings?
7. Was the neighbor man outside joking when he asked to attend our Christmas party?
8. Why didn’t I think of inventing a Christmas tree made completely out of silver tinsel? Ingenious and beautiful!
9. If the candy-canes from a year ago are soft and liquidy, can I still give them away as presents?